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Dr. Seuss as Clinton's Lawyer: I did not do it in a car I did not do it in a bar I did not do it in the dark I did not do it in the park I did not do it on a date I did not ever fornicate I did not do it at a dance I did not do it in her pants I did not get beyond first base I did not do it in her face I never did it in a bed If you think that you've been misled I did not do it with a groan I did not do it on the phone I did not cause her dress to stain While talking to Saddam Hussein I did not do it with a whip I did not fondle Linda Tripp I never acted really silly With volunteers like Kathleen Willey There was one time with Margaret Thatcher I chased her round but could not catch her No kinky stuff, not on your life I would not, could not, with my wife Now that Miss Flowers' tale of woes Was paid for by my right-wing foes And Paula Jones and those State Troopers Are just a bunch of party poopers I did not ask my friends to lie And then just hang them out to dry I did not do it last November And if I did I don't remember I did not do it in the hall I could have but I don't recall There was no sex at Arlington There was no sex on Air Force One I might have copped a little feel And then endeavored to conceal But never did these things so lewd At least not ever in the nude These things to which I have confessed They do not count if we stayed dressed I never used that big cigar You must believe me Mr. Starr I did not know this little sin Would be retold on CNN I broke some rules my mama taught me I tried to hide but now you've caught me But I implore, I do beseech Do not condemn, do not impeach I might have got a little tail But never ever did inhale. |
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Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit! |
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NOTICE ANYTHING WEIRD? now thats my kind of menu! ;) |
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NICE HUH? |
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UH OH! |
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THAT IS SCARY! makes me feel safer in the dark...yeah right |
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AHHHHH!!! GROSS!!!! child porn cartoon...what kind of mest up freak would make that! ewww...but still pretty funny dont u think? |
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